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Thursday, 28 June 2007

Bloody Chocolate!

A few days a go I laughed at an old couple who mistook chocolate on their carpet for drops of blood and they had been avoiding it for hours awaiting our arrival. Oh how the Karma gods were angry with me!

Today I went shopping with the goodly missus and, after unloading the boot of the car, she brought hatch door down on my head with a thwack! It bloody well hurt, I put my hand to my head immediately and when I removed it, it was covered in blood. Or so I thought, turns out it was Green and Blacks finest chocolate that I had been troughing whilst driving home. Now I have a large lump on my head and a bruised ego!

7 comments:

Mr Mans Wife said...

Umm... I know blood turns brown when it has been exposed to air for a while, but how on earth can you confuse blood with chocolate??

CSI:UK said...

Exactly!, hence why ego is bruised. It was only for a millisecond honest!

Ian said...

lol

Sayonara said...

Doesn't sound like it was karma at all to me. Sounds like it was womanly wrath.

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