If you are looking for Glamour, Gadgets and Grissom you won't find them here. Forget what you think you know about 'Forensics', these are the tales of one man and his brush. Of course these views do not represent the views of any Police Force or indeed reflect any Force Policies ya da ya.

Friday, 28 September 2007

Return of the Mac

Yes, I'm back! Am I glad ? not at all! On my many travels in the last few weeks, I had the pleasure of visiting some of the eastern states of America, including New York and Manhatten Island. There is something just so Cool, Cosmopolitian and Crazy about New York City that makes me want to go back there to live and to work. And of course they have huge budgets and cool vehicles and gadjets in the US. I have heard rumours that the NYPD are considering the complete civillianisation of their CSIs in 2008 and I am seriously tempted to apply and do a PC Copperfield.

I'm sure there will be a lot of competition for these posts, which may be a good thing as I couldn't get a decent cup of tea over in the US for love nor money, its a good job I took my own contraband with me.


This is Boston CSI Van, what do I get a an unliveried Peugeot Partner. Gah! the UK has no style! I bet even expensive shades and sharp suits come as standard issue.

3 comments:

Roses said...

Ah, but are you beautiful enough to apply? Cause, those glass laboratories need beautiful people.

And if you do hop over the pond, will you have to do your own makeup?

CSI:UK said...

I am the personification of 'Eye Candy'....honest!

Reactively Proactive said...

Do you think if every officer and civilian suddenly applied for positions overseas the government may finally realise there may be a teeny tiny problem with the way they have set things up over here? No, I didn't think so either. They will just publically deny it and pretend its not happening as only the good officers would get places and we will still have great numbers of crap left. Ce la vie.